20080419

plea

dear shorts,

i would like to meet you in person. tell your fiance not to be threatened. i am severely emotionaly retarded so she has nothing to worry about. except my stellar personality.

let me know.

thanks,
f.y.

2 comments:

Shorts said...

Why me? I feel so special!
FYiiiiii - I am married, not engaged, but nonetheless, still awesome.

Shorts said...

What's the story? Are you not posting until I give in?