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kelley and fuck you




kelley and ping's food is average, at best. their system of ordering is overwhelming and their menu makes my brain hurt.

but, i went there for lunch anyway. after two and a half mini panic attacks about what to get, i decided on the $8.95 spicy bean sprouts. total rip off, but whatever.

meanwhile, the dude in front of me was having his own panic attack.

KELLeY AND PING HAS GONE CASH ONLY.

whaaat? no way. what do we do now?



THEY HAVE A FUCKING ATM INSTALLED IN THE CORNER!!

oh, NO they di-int.

when the manager directed us to the ATM, my friend soraya said it perfectly, " what is this, a strip club?"

amen sistah.

we will take our reward points elswhere.

please note, we weren't the only people to walk out.

5 comments:

roi said...

Not into the new atm shit. was there friday. fucking sucks.
They are Probably using dark mexicans like (All Day All Nite) and are paying them off the books.
Thay use to take credit cards.
shame on them.

anyway you gotta order #13 no eggplant
and #25.
that is the only reason to go there.

Anonymous said...

Was the ATM service charge $7? Because it would really be like a strip club then.

hungry girl said...

yes, anonymous. and you would know...
xo

roi said...

i think i know who anonymous is

hungry girl said...

he is a running lover