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peter luger

i intensly dislike this place. i remember not liking it the first time i went, and this last trip confirmed it.

now listen, in my house growing up, we weren't a chicken and rice kind of family. it was steak. steak, baked potatoes, and baked beans. that was our dinner 3 out of 5 weeknights. i ate the fat. i chewed on the bones. from the time i was a baby. i didn't have a pacifier, i had a t-bone.

so i'd like to say i know a thing or two about meat.



peter luger's meat is not cooked deliciously. the reason they push their sauce is cause it masks how unflavored their meat it. sure. put ketchup on anything and it tastes better. same there.





beefsteak tomatoes? boring. beefsteak tomatoes with sauce? yum!

semi stale dinner rolls? fuck that--stale. they were hard as rocks. boring. semi stale dinner rolls with sauce? yum!

completely raw-cold inside cow? boring. you get the point.

the kicker is that when they give you your leftovers, they won't let you pour any leftover sauce on it. don't fuck with me. i just spent $180 on your crappy stale rolls, limp canned spinach, and cow, and you want me to BUY a bottle of your glorified cocktail sauce. bite me.

plus that new extension they put on the place is straight outta home depot. and when i am paying $84 for a slice of bovine flesh, i'd like to see real wood panelling, not particle board. they don't take credit cards either, unless it's a "peter luger" credit card. puh-lease. ya, then go to the only ATM machine on the block where the surcharge is $3.99.



anyone who says peter luger is the best steak in the city is full of shit. full stop. my dog liked it though.

now, i hope the mobsters that run that joint don't come looking for me.

12 comments:

jiveassturkey said...

I will no longer read your blog. you're a fucking loser

hungry girl said...

that's cool, "jiveassturkey." enjoy your life, winner.

jiveassturkey said...

don't act like youre not crying

coldapps said...

this blog rules. why don't move along jiveassturkey like you promised. you tool.

hungry girl said...

if by crying you mean eating a delicious steak from striphouse, then yes. yes i am crying.

Shorts said...

Sorry to hear your meal stunk. I went there when I was a little shorts and never felt the need to return.

Anonymous said...

Little Shorts? like briefs?

Shorts said...

Yes.

jackrabbit said...

Peter Luger's is totally overrated. I can name plenty of other steakhouses in NY that are way better. People who say PL is all that are just saying it because they think that's what you have to say if you're a 'real' New Yorker.

Delmonico's, BLT Prime, Sparks, Frankie & Johnnies over that place anyday.

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