this is what i had for lunch
i know you guys miss my good postings a bunch
but i been pretty out of it
feel like my life's turning to shit
just kidding! i'm fine
but it's hard rhyming line by line.
going to texas in two weeks
add some fat to my cheeks.
both sets of cheeks i refer to
doesn't matter which ones you prefer to-
squeeze when we're all alone
and by alone i mean on the phone
cause my beds been bare of live bodies
that's right, ain't got no hotties
the doc changed my medication
so it might just be my salvation
and i'll get back on that horse
cause lovin is the source
of all the light in my life
just wanna be someones wife.

oaaahhh! what, what!