subway

subway is a place where dreams of creative lunches go to die.

today, my lunch was murdered. by me.

what started out as a nostalgic novelty has turned into a crutch. "no more!" i say. no more subway for me.

but i think i might buy one of these awesomely awesome products from their website to commemorate my short love affair with the chain.

here is a subway romance story.


man in sexy black shirt woos you with...


poetry...


and gifts...


yada, yada, yada...you have a baby.